Omniscient being
The one who knows all our needs…
And talks to reindeer
“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”
The Conductor from The Polar Express
Am I the first to call Santa Claus an omniscient being? Think about it, though. He knows if we’ve been bad or good. He sees us when we’re sleeping, and he knows when we’re awake. And he knows where we live!
Haiku From Hell 